This one's interesting: a "museum quality" cornflake shaped like a helmet. I'm not sure I see the similarities, but whatever.

This auction isn't particularly interesting, but it does have a few good selling points: it's boxed in a small town nobody has heard of, it's close to the Mississippi River, and it will be sealed on all sides to prevent leaking (which may occur during shipping). At least it's only 99 cents.

A $500,000.00 One Dollar Bill. I think they're going about this the wrong way ... how much did eBay charge for that to be listed?

Are you an unemployed carpenter? Perhaps you could sell yourself on eBay. Bidding starts at $20!

A stick in the mud. 21 bids and $46 so far. What the fuck?

How much does Jesus cost? About $10,000

This is simply gods way of telling people "yes, you have sexual organs."

Do you have a burning desire to waste money? Why not spend $50 on a donut hole!

Even the poster admits that it's just "a donut hole." Sigh.

It's the divine potato, dried in the shape of Michigan.

i don't know what makes it divine, or why the seller thinks it looks like Michigan, but 2 bidders think it's worth money. God help us.

"You are bidding on a stick of Wrigley's gum." And, it's at $26 and growing. Why does this exist, god, why?